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Abrams & Chronicle Books

Dumb Things My Kid Said Tiny Diary | Funny Parent Gift

Dumb Things My Kid Said Tiny Diary | Funny Parent Gift

£6.00 GBP
£6.00 GBP
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  • A ridiculously small, gloriously charming diary made for capturing every hilarious, baffling and utterly brilliant thing your child has ever said out loud in public
  • Gold gilded edges, a sturdy cover and smooth high-end pages that make it feel like a proper family heirloom, if your family's legacy is accidental comedy
  • Just 2.75 x 3.75 inches, small enough to keep in a bag or bedside drawer and reach for the moment something brilliant comes out of their mouth
  • The kind of gift that gets pulled out at every family gathering for the next twenty years and gets funnier every single time

Measurements, Materials & Care

Dimensions: 2.75 x 3.75 inches
112 gilded edge pages
Sturdy cover with smooth high-end pages
Vintage-inspired design

Why you'll love it

112 gilded edge pages of space for every ridiculous, wonderful, confusing thing your kid has ever said
Gold gilded edges and a sturdy cover that feels far more special than a novelty gift has any right to
Small enough to keep close, important enough to fill carefully
A brilliant gift for new parents, experienced parents or anyone who has spent time with a small child and survived
The kind of thing you'll treasure forever, or at least until your kid is old enough to be embarrassed by it

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